questions I was asked yesterday

the conversation began with a simple… “hi, you look like a nice person”
it then continued with the following questions… to which I answered

1. wow that’s a pretty ring on your finger, are you engaged? nope I’m married
2. so how do you tell if a person is married or just engaged? typically a married person has two rings instead of just one
3. so why do you have three rings? I guess I’m super married
4. is the ring always on the left hand? yes always on the left hand
5. what is that ring on your right hand? just a decorative ring
6. do you do Pilates? or yoga? nope
7. what copier company do you use? (not important to the story)
8. is it a big copier or a little copier? (not important to the story… but for the curious:) big
9. I guess you can tell I haven’t been on a date recently yes, yes I can
10. if you weren’t married would you go out with me? no
11. why not? because this is a workplace

I think he was trying to sell copiers, but I’m still just not sure!... yes I'm teasing. I totally know what he was doing and he wasn't "selling copiers".